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7 inches of silent desk judgment

A 7-inch plastic goose that sits on your desk and watches everything silently with the confidence of someone who has done nothing wrong. Perfect for fans of the internet goose, coworkers who need a mascot, or anyone whose workspace could use a presence that asks for nothing and judges everything. Gift one to a friend and keep one for yourself.

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