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A comb for bald men. No teeth.

A comb with zero teeth — the most honest product ever made for a bald man who wants to go through the motions. Perfect as a gag gift, a white elephant contribution, or a self-aware birthday present for the baldest person you know. Give it with affection and let the humor land exactly as designed.

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